Showing posts with label Cats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cats. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 27, 2021

Curiosity

Photo by diego caro on Unsplash

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Curiosity killed the inquisitive cat
As it nosed around for facts
Seeking for what it lacked
Padding after secrets and rats
Alas, our most anxious cat perished
So they brought out the sheriff
Who considered all the merits
Joining the clues in marriage
And when all the why’s were established
The story was brushed and polished
The case was widely published
Until the matter was public knowledge
Fate then took a curious track
Although the impertinent cat had passed
Once there were no more questions to be asked
Satisfaction brought it back

 

Written for dVerse.

 

 

Thursday, April 29, 2021

Cat Defined

Photo by Pacto Visual on Unsplash
 

Cat
noun
1 a: carnivorous mammals that never were timorous;
    oppressing the unfortunate mice (birds, snakes, etc.) they find;
    but not picky - carefully packed cans are just as nice.
   b: companions, oh surely;
    yet just as often aloof and surly.
2 a: a family, Felidae, wild and free;
    from the lynx and the sphinx
    to the lion and the little ones
    that lie on my knee;
    cousins that purr while on other horizons,
    mighty roars ring out over the miles.
3 a: perfection. 


Shared with dVerse.

I like writing poems in the form of dictionary entries. This one isn't my best, but it still amuses me.

 

Wednesday, April 15, 2020

The Hunt

Photo by Paul Hanaoka on Unsplash

Intruders lurk in my house
unseen. When I spy the mouse,
I attack and cannot rest
until death befalls the pest.



Monday, July 29, 2019

Priorities

Stalking through urban jungle 
Slipping under couches, creeping up the stairs 
Little leopard freckled from nose to tail 
Prepares to pounce on unsuspecting 
Toes, catnip mice, laser lights 
Clearing off cluttered counters 
For higher priorities 
Curled up in sunlit patches 
Dainty mayhem at rest


Written for dVerse.



Monday, April 8, 2019

Like a Mystery


Photo by Hannah Troupe on Unsplash


black cat leaps from shadows of night
bounding branch to murky branch
like an ace flyer up in the dark sky
watching over the pitch black grass
waiting like a raven for little running mice
waiting like a mystery that never will be solved



Written for dVerse.




Monday, March 25, 2019

One Rainy Day


Photo by Paul Hanaoka on Unsplash

On top of everything else, it had started to rain. With a sigh, Lydia went for the big spaghetti pot and set it under the leak. She watched the rain drops plink and plop in. It had not been a good week. She’d lost out to Lizzie for the lead in the school play and hadn’t even got a part at all, which meant she was regulated  to the chorus. It also meant she’d have to endure Lizzie’s sneers at close range for the next two months. Mary had left to spend a month with her cousins in England. She’d talked of nothing else for the last week and hadn’t even hinted that she might miss Lydia. Lydia was happy for her - at least she had been when she was going too. Then Jane had to plan her wedding right in the middle of the England trip, forcing Lydia to stay home. Wearing a stupid bridesmaid’s dress  and eating cake did not make up for missing England and gave Lizzie another thing to sneer about. And now, her beloved thirteen year old tuxedo cat, Kitty, (named when she was four), was dying.

Lydia didn’t cry. She let the ceiling cry for her.

She glared at the leak, while the pot slowly filled up and Jane and their mother came in and talked about wedding plans. Jane’s big, wonderful wedding plans that would transform their backyard into “a romantic English countryside for the night,” which Lydia humphed loudly about. Sure. Their yard, with the basketball standard, in-ground trampoline, and decaying swingset. There was nothing romantic about any of it, no matter how many fairy-lights they put in, and she said so. Jane promptly looked as if she was about to burst into tears (what right did she have to cry? Her life was perfect). Their mother made soothing noises in Jane’s direction and told Lydia to go outside.

“It’s raining,” said Lydia.

“Take an umbrella,” snapped their mother.

*

She wandered. She certainly wasn’t going to stay in the non-romantic, non-English backyard. She ended up at the elementary playground. Being a Saturday and raining, no one was there. Lydia sat on a swing for a bit, until she was soaked through and cold. There wasn’t really anything else she could do in the rain while holding onto an umbrella. So she wandered over to the soccer field and got her feet soaked too. Kitty wouldn’t have had anything to do with the outdoors on a day like this. The thought made her blink back tears, and she dug her toe into the ground. The field was suffering from a clover invasion. It had been as long as she could remember. At recess, she and Mary would comb through the leaves looking for a four-leaf clover. They never found one. 

Absently Lydia gazed at the pool of leaves. She could use some luck right now. There wasn’t anything to be done about the play or her trip to England, but maybe Kitty would pull through. Of course, she wouldn’t find anything. But as she turned away, something caught her eye. Bending down, she she couldn’t believe what she saw. She counted the leaves four times before she was sure. A four-leaf clover. That was so lucky. In awe, she bent down and picked it. Well, maybe things weren’t so bad after all. If she’d found a four-leaf clover, which was next to impossible, maybe some other next to to impossible things could happen. Smiling, she put the clover in her pocket.

“Wet day isn’t it now?”

Lydia started, and looked down where the voice had come from. Standing there in the clover was a tiny man, about three inches tall wearing green. She stared in disbelief. “What?”

“I say it’s wet. Wetter than a sinking submarine.”

Lydia blinked. “You’re a fairy.” She felt stupid for saying it, but never in her wildest dreams would meeting a fairy involve submarines.

“That I am, sweetheart. The real deal! Bona fide, in the flesh. What can I do for you?”

“Huh? I don’t…”

He waved away her confused protest. “Everyone needs something darling. Particularly beautiful young girls with tears in their eyes.”

Her heartbeat sped up and she drew a sharp breath, “Can you make Kitty better?”

“Naturally, naturally,” the little man beamed. “Nothing could be easier. Anything for a friend. Can I call you friend? Give me your name friend and then to the aid of your kitty!”

“Lydia. I’m Lydia Kelly.” Four-leaf clovers were indeed lucky. Kitty was saved! She held out her hand and the little man jumped in. “Let’s go.”

*

Lydia opened the door to her room quietly. Despite the open curtains, the rain kept the light muted. The room was draped in shadows, hiding the wood paneling on the walls and her unmade bed. It wasn’t until she flipped the light switch that Kitty was revealed, curled up in her basket at the foot of the bed. She lay there looking and cute and adorable and not at all like she was dying. Holding her breath, Lydia set the fairy down next to the cat. “Here she is.”

The little man took one look at the black and white cat and glared at Lydia, “That’s no cat,” he snapped. “That’s a cat sidhe. Why didn’t you say so instead of talking in riddles?”

“What does it matter if Kitty’s a she cat?” demanded Lydia indignantly.

“Not she. Sidhe! One of the races of fairies…” he sputtered clearly nettled.

Lydia waited a moment, still confused, but not wanting to provoke him. After all, this was Kitty’s only chance of living. The fairy glared about the room, first at a pile of school books then at her desk across the room. The silence stretched out until she couldn’t bear it anymore, “So, are you going to help her or not?”

“Help her? Certainly! After all, that’s why I’m here!”  

Lydia jerked back from his sudden attitude shift, but breathed a sigh of relief. He was still going to save Kitty.

The fairy continued, “My friend Lydia, it occurs to me that your cat there, might think I’m a mouse once I’ve done my work. Open the window for me and I’ll make a quick escape. Even better, hold that cat sidhe- don’t let her follow.”

“Sure,” said Lydia. She opened the window, popped out the screen, lifted the fairy to the ledge and took Kitty up in her arms. “Now what?”

“Now I begin!” With that, there were suddenly leaves in his hands. At least they looked like leaves. They glinted though and made her think of gold and rubies and emeralds. He blew them towards them, and they floated over Kitty in an autumn haze. There were far more of the leaves than she had thought at first. They caught in Kitty’s black fur like a veil. One landed on her arm; it was warm. Then the leaves suddenly pulsed blue and vanished.

With butterflies fluttering in her stomach, Lydia anxiously looked Kitty over. Had anything happened? Kitty just lay there peacefully, unchanged. Then a clawed hurricane broke out in her arms. Yelping, she nearly dropped Kitty. Just before she did, she heard the little man cry out, “Lydia, restrain the cat sidhe!”

Some strange force made her hold onto Kitty. Her arms felt cold and heavy and moved of their own accord. Despite numerous scratches and pain, she couldn’t let go. What was going on? “Hush, Kitty, it’s alright,” she tried to sooth the cat with no effect.

“Lydia, let go!” This voice was feminine. Immediately, another force surged through her, knocking out the cold and making her hot and breathless. Instantly she dropped the cat. Kitty promptly tore out the window. The cold force made her take a half hearted grab at the cat’s tail, but she was already gone. Lydia sat down hard; gasping and alternating between freezing and feverish, not even noticing the blood all over her arms. She stayed there dazed until her mother came to get her for dinner, and after taking one look at her, whisked her off to the ER. Sometime during the mad car ride to the hospital (she hadn’t known her mother had the ability to speed!) the rain and the hot-cold war going on inside her stopped and she started thinking clearly again. After emergency stitches, and a car ride home at a normal speed (with a stop for hamburgers), she was in her room again, looking out the window at the twilight. The screen had been replaced, and she had been given very strict instructions to never, ever take it out again.

She tried to puzzle out what exactly had happened, but was at a bit of a loss. Kitty was no longer dying. That much she was sure about. Lydia just hoped she would come back. The city wasn’t the safest place for a cat. But it seemed Kitty wasn’t just a cat. She hadn’t paid much attention when the little man had said Kitty was a… that cat fairy thing. Cats were so normal and magical in and of themselves that they didn’t really need anything added to it. But if Kitty was a fairy and the little man was a fairy, then why the apparent animosity between them? The strange hot and cold forces were unsettling, and made her sick to the stomach when she thought about them, but she couldn’t explain them. Shivering, she turned away from the window. 

Then turned back when she heard a meow at the window. “Kitty!” she cried, and couldn’t get the window open fast enough, never mind what her mother had said about the screen.

Kitty elegantly hopped onto her desk, wrapped her tail around her paws and said, “You are far luckier than you deserve. What were you thinking, giving your name away like that?”

“Wait, what?”

Kitty slapped the desk with her tail, “You’d better start at the beginning. What happened?”

So Lydia summed up the day’s events. When she explained the bit where the little man had asked for her name, she had the distinct feeling that Kitty was doing a facepalm, despite not having hands. She was much more interested in the healing leaves thing and asked a bunch of questions about it. Lydia didn’t see the point, but Kitty seemed pleased. “He did that right then,” the cat muttered. And when she reached the strange cold and force Kitty sighed. “That was magic. That’s what happens when a fairy knows your name. They can make you do whatever they want. So, never, ever, give your name out. Got that?”

Lydia frowned, “You know my name.”

“Lucky for you. I couldn’t have gotten you to let go otherwise. As it was what you felt was our conflicting orders. If it’d gone on much longer…” Kitty shrugged and Lydia shivered.

“But it stopped.”

“Because I caught him,” Kitty showed her teeth. “He can’t use your name again. But he’ll be seeking revenge. So your first lesson starts now. If you’re too public with your name - like you humans are - you need to protect it. We’ll need some ground hen’s teeth…”

“Lesson?” gasped Lydia, trying to keep up. “For what?”

Kitty swished across the table waving her tail like a teacher’s pointer, “For magic.”





Wednesday, February 6, 2019

Gold and Gray

Photo by Milica Spasojevic on Unsplash


Sunlight filters down
Leaving golden patches
Like a forgotten crown
Oak leaves cast shade
Locking gold with gray
In a long unkept braid
Shifting across the rocks
First here, then there
Like a worried flock
Yet nothing moves nor stirs
And the eye travels o’r the wild things
Wrapped up with invisible furs




Written for dVerse



Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Calico Cat

In dreams you visit me
Tricolored cat
And I forget your loss
And know only what was
Believing you are with me still



Written for dVerse.


 

Friday, September 15, 2017

No Matter How Improbable

Irene blinked back tears as she opened the can of cat food and tried to coax Mr. Hopkins’s cat out of hiding. She couldn’t believe he was really dead. They said hello when they got the mail and made small talk about each other’s yards. She took him cookies at Christmas and he’d invited her to his Aunt Eva’s party when he found out that she admired the scientist’s work. It was shortly after that Aunt Eva sent Mr. Hopkins the cat. They had been trying to genetically engineer a sentient cat (personally, Irene thought cats were already smart enough) and instead had only succeeded in making them significantly larger. Holmes was a large tawny cat, looking like a miniature lion, and very picky about his food. Mr. Hopkins had been having difficulty getting him to eat.

Irene finally gave up on getting the cat out of hiding and set the food down. Probably if she ignored it, Holmes would come and eat eventually. She heated up a frozen dinner - after seeing Mr. Hopkins’s body she really didn’t fell like cooking. She shuddered at the memory. After hearing Holmes yowling up a racket, she had knocked on the door to see if anything was wrong. Mr. Hopkins hadn’t answered, but as she peered through the frosted window, she saw the body. Of course then she thought he’d had a heart attack or something medical and frantically called an ambulance. But it was too late.

The front room was circular with a high ceiling. Opposite the door there was a ledge, supported by two Roman columns, framing the hall to the living room. Resting on the ledge was a bust of Julius Caesar and some other statuettes. Or at least there had been. But when they entered, Mr. Hopkins had been laying in the front hall, his head smashed by Julius Caesar. The other knickknacks were broken beside him. Holmes had leaped down from the ledge and vanished. The police were summoned, and Irene answered questions in a fog. It was such a tragic accident. Someone tried to suggest it was a murder or a suicide, but it couldn’t have been. Mr. Hopkins was well liked, on good terms with his Aunt Eva - there wasn’t anyone who had a grudge against him. “Except for the cat,” she sniffed, “He didn’t like any of the cat food. Mr. Hopkins tried everything.”

“And there’s no way anyone could have pushed that bust down,” said the officer. “But how did it manage to fall?”

Everyone looked up at the ledge, devoid of its usual collection of figurines. Irene’s gaze caught sight of the fireplace mantle. There had been a Grecian urn there once, until Holmes had pushed it off. She looked back to the ledge,  “Holmes, I suppose. He’s always pushing things over.”

“Of course,” said the police officer, “Just like a cat. I’ve got two. Anything breakable stays behind glass.” He made some notes and surveyed the scene again, “I suppose he could’ve done it on purpose in revenge for the bad food.”

Irene flinched.

“Sorry,” muttered the officer, suddenly red in the face. “I wasn’t thinking there.”

He stayed to help her track Holmes down and manhandle him back to her house. They both had several scratches and one disgruntled cat by the time they were done. She thought the officer had the better end of the deal. He got to leave. Holmes turned up his nose at a can of tuna fish and disappeared again. She called Aunt Eva and they cried together over Mr. Hopkins’s death and Aunt Eva promised to let her know the funeral arrangements and agreed to come and pick the tawny cat up, “I’m sure someone in the family will want him,” she assured Irene. “I kept two of the cats from the experiment myself. Einstein and Galileo.” She chuckled, “I was over confident they’d turn out smart. But no. Just large. And picky eaters to boot.”

She’d run to the store for the cat food, but Holmes was still refusing to acknowledge it. She ate her own dinner, while binge watching Netflix. She needed some kind of diversion. It mostly worked. The light and the noise kept her distracted, but something kept pulling her mind back to the crime scene - accident, she reminded herself, accident - and she couldn’t focus on the show. She didn’t notice when Holmes arrived in the kitchen until she felt him staring at her. He sat beside the full food bowl and meowed expectantly. “It’s perfectly good cat food,” she informed him. “I don’t know what you want.”

He kept meowing. She opened a different can of cat food, and in desperation a can of chicken, but still the cat refused it. Shaking her head, she left it all out for him. Surely in the night he would get hungry enough to eat. He followed her as she locked the doors, still meowing. She wondered if he would keep it up all night and went looking for her earplugs. “I’m going to bed,” she informed him once she found them. “And you can make as much noise as you want. I’m not going to hear you.”
He growled and jumped at her hand. Irene stumbled and managed not to fall, but lost her hold on the earplugs. Holmes ran off with them. Irene glared after him. “It’s not like you can hear me!”

With a huff she hurried to her bedroom, flicking off lights as she went. What a coincidence. He’d seemed to know exactly what she was talking about. She opened her bedroom door and flipped off the last hall light, but didn’t turn on the bedroom light. The moon coming through her window was bright enough. Then the nagging feeling came back to her and she paused.

How exactly had Aunt Eva and the other scientists known their experiment had failed? Where was the proof that Holmes wasn’t smarter than the average cat? She rubbed the scratches on her arms. Stealing earplugs seemed pretty smart. And pushing a bust off a ledge just when a man walked under it - that would take timing. Her mouth went dry. Holmes had a known grudge against Mr. Hopkins. And apparently - against her as well. What was that saying - from Sherlock Holmes, the real one - once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable must be the truth. Her heart beat faster and she took a deep breath, trying to stay calm. But a sentient cat wasn’t impossible or there never would have been an experiment. Not impossible, just improbable. Her heart beat faster

She heard a growl from down the hall. In the moonlight she could only see two glowing eyes with murder in them.



Prompt: A classic approach to a universal problem. What's more classic than Sherlock?



Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Miniature Castle


I don’t need a very big castle
I wouldn’t have time for all the hassle
Just one tall tower and some turrets will do
Set with stained glass to let the light through
In gold-red peacock splatters on the stairs
I don’t ask for much; just a small castle fair
With fuchsia lilies floating in the moat
Chambers and halls that I’d devote
To the burnished leaves of books
Or singing skeins of yarn tucked in paneled nooks
Large enough for every story ever spun
Large enough to hold the wealth of the sun
Where calico cats will purr on plaited rugs
Just a miniature castle quaint and snug



Written for dVerse

Thursday, September 29, 2016

Facets


I see
Little mouse in the grass clippings
Out of sight of my cat
Or so I think

Soft fur
Gold and shadows printed
With white
Like calico

Shadows and light
Falling through the trees
Gold and gray
Then my cat moves

Purring. Suddenly!
Teeth on my fingers
Claws on my arm

Purr under my hand
On my lap
In my heart

Ferret, hummingbird, goldfinch, snake
My hunter’s trophies

Crystal snow falls deep
Heavy trail – the dog
Light trail – my cat
From house to fence

The top of the fence
Black, with paw space
Enough for walking

Pale tree trunks slashed
Rich brown underneath
Good scratching
Good ladder

My calico cat
Perched in a tree
Green peaches behind
Brown dog below
 
You came to me
Stepped into my heart
So my heart beats
So you live on


written for dVerse


Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Question and Answer

for dVerse

Why am I sitting here
when the room isn't warm
and the fire is only
a staircase away
far from my books
first love of my heart?

Listen to the purr
deep and steady
that will not leave my lap
and you will know
why I am sitting here.



Sunday, May 29, 2016

Menagerie of Thought


 
The flap of a butterfly’s wing
Small insignificant thing
Sets a million million monkeys typing
And an infinite million more
Causing a single black swan to soar
In a direction never known before
Events and thoughts tumbling round
Across an insubstantial playground
Where the mind lives unbound
Observing the laws of fate
Schrodinger’s cat has found a mate





The Butterfly Effect, Infinite Monkey Theorem, Black Swan Theory, and Schrodinger's Cat are the ideas referenced in this poem.

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Purrfect Day


 













A purring cat, a well-worn book
And my hot chocolate standing by
All curled up in a cozy nook
While the rain patters down from the sky

I’m all set up and I’m here to stay
For the cat has deigned to nap in my lap
Who can dream of a better day?
While the rain on the window taps

The book is long and thrilling
The cat and I are turning pages
The coco is hot and steaming
While the wind and the rain outside rages

Who can dream of a better day?
Than I with my cat and cup and book and rain?



Monday, April 18, 2016

Clowder Trio
















Super Cat

ink
pawed
tail-dipped
Siamese
donning shrouding mask
dashing through the night fighting crime


Calico Cat

sweet tri-colored cat
still purring
content to claim your lawful right
gourmet feasts, friendly pats
and keeping
all joys that fall within your sight

 
Book Cat

tiny kitten in the bookcase
cavorting between the manuals
keeping gleaming tomes in their place
for she’s the librarian here

she knows each volume purrfectly
from the ones that make her castle
to the ones where she naps with glee
for she’s the librarian here

peeking out from behind the shelf
batting hands to fruitful titles
she is as helpful as an elf
for she’s the librarian here

curled up soundly in the archive
bewhiskered Queen of the novels
presiding as books come alive
for she’s the librarian here


A clowder is a group of cats.

Saturday, April 16, 2016

Kitten Mischief
















playful kittens tossing aqua string
variegated yarn rolling everywhere
as tiny paws expertly bat and whack
those tabby paws and yarn entangling
then lightly springing up from the snare
stringing mischief from room to room
and when kitten paws begin to slack
sleep amid the yarn anxious to resume

This is a  San San, a poem with seven lines, three repeating words or phrases and a specific rhyme scheme. 


Thursday, April 7, 2016

Puss















soft boots
terrible claws
all the armor you need
for a war against an ogre
mouse turned



Saturday, October 11, 2014

Sometimes the Cat



Sometimes softly
Curled in my lap
I find the cat
Sometime loudly
In desperate need
Calling me
Always lovely
Each hair perfect
Whiskers in place
And when purring
Eyes closed; under my hand
Peace, serenity
Joy untold


Thursday, January 3, 2013

Thread Magic

for dVerse

Sewing machine whirs
needle bobs
up and down; again.


Pink thread and zig-zag
cat fabric
combined, it’s magic.


Unfold it when done
something fine
that your fingers made.