Here Comes the Thesaurus

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Here comes the mighty, strapping, hardy Thesaurus!
Listen to it bellowing, clamoring, roaring in dissonant chorus,
Along with fellow friends: Dictionarasurus and Rhymesaurus
Lifting up, raising up, their ringing, pealing, thundering voices in sonorous,
Blabbering, jabbering chants that thrill, amaze, and restore us,
Renewing, reinstating, replacing words with tones both dense and porous.

 

 

 

Written for dVerse.

 

Cat Defined

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Cat
noun
1 a: carnivorous mammals that never were timorous;
    oppressing the unfortunate mice (birds, snakes, etc.) they find;
    but not picky - carefully packed cans are just as nice.
   b: companions, oh surely;
    yet just as often aloof and surly.
2 a: a family, Felidae, wild and free;
    from the lynx and the sphinx
    to the lion and the little ones
    that lie on my knee;
    cousins that purr while on other horizons,
    mighty roars ring out over the miles.
3 a: perfection. 

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I like writing poems in the form of dictionary entries. This one isn't my best, but it still amuses me.

 

Covid-19’s ABC’s

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A is for Asymptomatic
    If you don’t know you have it, it’s quite problematic.

B is for Banana Bread
    Everyone’s baking it, they said.

C is for Contact-tracing
    Hold tight, we’re going virus chasing.

D is for Doctors Save Lives
    It could be your husbands or your wives.

E is for Emergency
    Treat it with urgency.

F is for Facemask
    Keep it on, that’s your task.
    
G is for Grocery Delivery
    A necessity; not a frippery.

H is for Home
    Stay put, don’t go roam.

I is for Isolation
    When you’re sick, hello frustration.
    
J is for Johnson & Johnson
    A one-dose option.

K is for Keep Sanitizing
    Stop the virus from arising.

L is for Loss of Taste and Smell
    Is it tasty or stinky? You can’t tell.

M is for Moderna
    Number two in the fight against corona.

N is for Nose Swab
    Yes it hurts, but it does its job.

O is for Online Learning
    But, in-person classes are the yearning.

P is for Pfizer
    Take it and be a little wiser.

Q is for Quarantine
    The post-travel two-week routine.

R is for Restaurants Closed
    Stay away so you don’t get exposed.

S is for Social Distancing
    Six feet apart and please don’t sing.

T is for Toilet Paper Rush
    Make sure you’re all stocked up and don’t forget to flush.
    
U is for Unemployment
    A dreadful disappointment.

V is for Virus Variants
    Villainous and nefarious.

W is for Wuhan
    Where the virus dawned.

X is for X Out Travel
    And watch our lives unravel.

Y is for Year Long Disaster
    When the virus was our master.

Z is for Zoom
    The universal electronic room.

 

 

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Crochet Defined

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Crochet
Noun
1. Buffet of choices: so many hooks; so much yarn.
2. Voices speaking from the thread. Memories caught everywhere you look.
    Seeking tales from the bedspread, the mittens, the tangled knots.
Verb
1. Twist and pull, pull and twist, again and again, and again.
    Wool enrolls in sweaters. Cottons enlists in motifs with poise.
    Each project better than the last, becoming chief of all.
Example: Play the day away, sit back, crochet.

Book

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Book: noun

1. Pages and leather sewn together

    - Pick up the book and take a look.

2. More than paper, it’s a door

    - Worlds bitter and sweet that breathe and beat.

3. A steadfast window of the past

    - Ancient lore, lost no more.

Synonym: a novel way to spend the day

Defined

Harp: noun

1. Stringed instrument plucked by fingers 

    - Sweet notes echo long, begging me to stay and linger like a fairy’s beguiling song.

    - May I ever lift my voice each day with the harp in dulcet lays.

2. Musician’s soul

    - An aria in every breath and strings that make me whole, transcending even timeless death.

    - An immortal rhyme that opens portals of harmonies sublime.

    - A stunning debut of forgotten things that still ring true.

Synonym: a wild hymn, a golden lyre, a soul that sings with fire

By Definition

An alphabetical story from the dictionary

Adapt: verb
1. What mom says we’ll do in Denver.
- “Don’t worry, Sophie! We’ll adapt.” - Mom
Synonyms: be miserable forever, forget all our friends in Atlanta

Beach: noun
1. Best place EVER!
2. Doesn’t exist in Denver.

Call: verb
1. To speak to someone a long, long, long way away.
- “Cross my heart and hope to die, I’ll call you every day!” - Luna, BFF

Death: noun
1. What might as well be happening when you move.

Eternal: adjective
1. Driving across the country with two parents, a cat and a baby in a crying competition, the twins, me, an older brother who ate all the snacks already, movies that are educational (see: boring), 21 rounds of “I Spy” that only dad is playing anymore, and no comfortable sitting position.
Synonym: torture

Fun: noun
1. What dad says we’re having.
2. Not anything that’s happening in this car.
3. I think dad doesn’t know what fun is. Kathy (twin 2) says that’s because dad grew up with dinosaurs: therefore anything that is not running for your life, must be fun.

Gingerbread: noun
1. The front of our new house with its white curlicue trim at the top of the porch against the brown bricks.
2. Tasty treat we got at the bakery to celebrate the end of the eternal road trip.
- “You can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread man!” - Ethan (twin 1) before eating said gingerbread.

Hallway: noun
1. The last place you want to be in a new school, after the bell rings, and everyone’s in class except you, because you don’t know where anything is. It doesn’t help that the theatre class is in another building altogether.
Synonym: labyrinth

Incredible: adjective
1. Making the swim team!

Joke: noun
1. Luna’s promises to call everyday. She hasn’t, not even once.
2. I even tried calling her. She didn’t answer. Joke’s on me.
- “Wanna hear a joke? Knock-knock…” - Arnold (annoyingist older brother) who doesn’t understand the depths of despair.
Antonyms: BFF, Loyalty, steadfast friendship,

Kickoff swim-meet: noun
1. The only good thing in Denver.
2. Still not as good as a beach.
3. But pretty close.

Lunchtime: noun
1. A bad time of day to be sitting all by yourself.
- “It’s lunchtime already? I’ll just be here with all my imaginary, invisible friends that no one can see, working on homework.” - Me.
Synonyms: Atlanta is way better, lame, loneliness,

Monologue: noun
1. Dramatic reading in theatre class that might actually be fun.

Noelle: noun
1. French word for Christmas.
2. Girl from theatre class. She invited me to go four wheeling.
- “You’ve never been four wheeling?! We have to fix this!” - Noelle
Synonym: maybe a friend?
Antonym: Mom thinks four wheeling is dangerous. But she’s on a business trip and dad says it’s okay. Kathy (twin 2) says that dad thinks anything that is not getting eaten by a dinosaur is safe.

Ouch: exclamation
1. A small fraction of the sound you make when you break your arm, falling off a four wheeler.
2. A small fraction of the pain in your soul because you’re no longer on the swim team.

Pain: noun
1. My arm. All of it.
2. Not swimming.
Antonym: Dramatic monologue?
- “You’re brain’s not broken, so you can still memorize. Memorizing is pain free.” - Noelle, making a Joke: noun, while waiting around in the hospital.

Questionable: adjective
1. Anything written with my left hand.
2. Whatever it is that dad cooked for my first night back home. Kathy (twin 2) says that when dad grew up with the dinosaurs, they didn’t have time to develop any kind of cuisine, other than “edible.”
- “It is questionable whether anything on my plate is edible.” - Everyone in the family.
Antonym: anything that mom cooks, but she’s still on the business trip, feed it to the cat when dad’s not looking

Relaxing: noun
1. What everyone at school thinks I’m doing and they’re jealous. I got a bunch of cards from all my classes telling me so.
2. What I would be doing if my arm didn’t hurt.
3. Almost obtainable when Arnold (rather nice older brother recently) lets me burn through his movie collection.

Signatures: noun
1. My new collection, displayed on my cast. Everyone at school wants to sign. Noelle went first.

Talk: verb
1. Got to do with Luna. She got banned from electronics for a bit and has been super busy, so that’s why she never called. She has a new puppy.
2. Doing a lot with Noelle, practicing our monologues.
3. And mom! She’s almost home.

Unexpected: verb
1. I have friends in Denver.
2. I got the highest grade on the monologue!
Synonym: who knows, I might get a part in the play

Vacation: noun
1. What mom started talking about when she got home. We might go to Atlanta. But Disneyland is closer.

Wholeheartedly: adjective
1. Our feelings about Denver.
- “Denver’s a great place, isn’t it?” - Dad. “I wholeheartedly agree.” - Me

X-ray: noun
1. Proof my arm is better!
Synonym: Goodbye cast!

Yo-yo: noun
1. A very frustrating toy that I can’t use with either hand.
2. Ethan’s “cast-off” present so I can practice using my arm again.
Synonym: a month from now maybe I’ll actually be able to do it.

Zigzag: verb
1. The way life doesn’t go in a straight line, but you get somewhere anyways.



Prompt: Our family dictionary.