Friday, April 26, 2019

Monster Recipe

Photo by Calum Lewis on Unsplash


1 pound of paws
2 large wings
A handful of fangs
4 sets of claws
A tail that stings

Mix together and set aside along with tears the maidens cried.

1 cup of fear firmly packed
Blood and guts to taste
A dash of salt 
2 tablespoons hatred extract
1 spoonful bone paste

Lump it together and let it congeal until it has a viscous feel. Then pour it on top of the things set aside and wait for it to smell like an army died. Then into the heat for thirteen months and a day then it’s fully complete. 

Eats whole villages and shining knights too. If you aren’t careful, it might eat you.





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