Sunday, April 28, 2019

Sleep Sheep

Photo by Jeremy Thomas on Unsplash


Curly-horned sheep
Gently sweep
Stardust that seeps
In silver heaps
Of sandy steeps
And when children peep
They bound and leap
Until little eyes fall back to sleep




Saturday, April 27, 2019

Directions


Photo by Brianna Santellan on Unsplash

This way to your life, my friend
Go straight three blocks to the bend
Turn left there and slowly wend - 
No! Not to the right, come back!
Didn’t you hear a word I said?
Don’t you see this map I’ve got?
Better follow it to the end.

But now since you’re at the beach
To keep life’s goals within your reach
Go buy a ticket for the boat,
The boat I said, not the ferry!
No one gets anywhere on a ferry!

Once you’re there don’t set up camp
Don’t you know what the weather’s like?
Oh, very clever, you’ve brought a tent
A sleeping bag, a camera, and a lamp
But listen, you can’t stay here
You’ve got to live your life my dear!

And yet you’re living without a map
How do you do it without mishap?



This is not to say that all life advice should be ignored. But I'm sure we all have people in our lives who wonder if we even know where we're going.

Written for the Poetics Aside prompt Dicrections.

Shared with dVerse.




Friday, April 26, 2019

Monster Recipe

Photo by Calum Lewis on Unsplash


1 pound of paws
2 large wings
A handful of fangs
4 sets of claws
A tail that stings

Mix together and set aside along with tears the maidens cried.

1 cup of fear firmly packed
Blood and guts to taste
A dash of salt 
2 tablespoons hatred extract
1 spoonful bone paste

Lump it together and let it congeal until it has a viscous feel. Then pour it on top of the things set aside and wait for it to smell like an army died. Then into the heat for thirteen months and a day then it’s fully complete. 

Eats whole villages and shining knights too. If you aren’t careful, it might eat you.