Haunted House
for Sale
Come and get
it quick!
It’s dusty
and aged
Hundreds of
years old
Rooms full
of cobwebs
Mice and
lice (want bats?
That’s
double the price.)
Each room
has blood from
Unsolved murders
past.
Kitchen
shelves are lined
With evil potions
Try one if
you dare.
Ghosts are
screaming
Curses and
warnings.
Haunted House
for Sale
Come and get
it quick!
Er...I think I'll pass. Good, creepy write!
ReplyDeleteperfect for the season!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun and clever write....made me smile. :-)
ReplyDeleteSharp and ingenious; well done.
ReplyDeleteThe Old Bat still lives ...
ReplyDeleteI live in a haunted house...
ReplyDeletebahaha! I'll give you a nickle :)
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