Peter Piper plucked a pound of putrid plums
Placing them in pies, pasta, and pizza
Peddling them primarily at the park
But putrid plums pay peanuts
So Peter Piper’s prestigious penthouse was repossessed
“Perhaps,” plucky Peter plotted
“Pickled peppers should plump my plastic purse.”
For all who've ever wondered why Peter Piper picked that peck of pickled peppers.
Written for dVerse.